Heather, carrying bag of appetizers for EBHH, walking back towards the office, nonchalantly nibbling on my Auntie Annie's cinnamon sugar pretzel stix. Some may say I was woofing them down, but if so, the woofing was well deserved, I waited until 4pm to eat lunch!
She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named Coworker walking towards me, leaving work.
Heather: Hi ****.
SWWNBN: Are you pregnant AGAIN?
Heather: Uh, yeah?
I mean, what was that? Did she assume I was pregnant again because I was shoving the fabulously delicious cinnamon sugar goodness in my mouth? Was my belly sticking out? I actually looked down at my shirt to see if I was wearing my "Knocked Up" shirt, but no, regular shirt. OH WAIT, I FORGOT THE BEST PART. SWWNBN has two children that were born in the SAME YEAR. Yes, same year people. As in less than 11 months apart. I wanted to tell her that she who is in a glass house shouldn't throw stones...but my mouth was full.
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"But my mouth was full"....LOL!!
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