As I am packing him back into the car I see a nanny that I noticed in Totland, walking along the pathway. I said "Were you just at Totland?" to which she responds "Si" and I think, oh crap, this isn't going to go well. "Did you see a monkey?" this while I am acting out monkey. "Si Si!" "You did!! Where?" "A house, with, uh, like zees" (and she points to a fence and some branches.) I confirm that the house is on Virginia and attempt to thank her by using my only-in-Rosarito Spanish. Meaning to express my sheer gratitude I attempted to say I owe you a margarita senorita! Sadly, in my excitement I think what I actually said was something closer to the margarita is for me, thank you sir!
I drive back slowly, looking for a house with trees and a fence. Where do I find monkey? At a house with a fence made out of branches! That nanny was a genius. I really do owe her a margarita, and an apology for calling her a man.
2 comments:
You should go buy another monkey ASAP. I tried to get a replacement Paco (due to some stomach flu-related issues)and Babystyle doesn't sell them anymore. I panicked. So go to the store where you saw it NOW!!
You're hilarious!
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